Well, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned Hermione
And maybe you shouldn’t have brought up Cedric Diggory
Because I’d rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee
And why’d you have to bring up Roger Davies when he’s sitting right there with his tea?
‘Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davies
How come you’re here with me?
from the song The Human Hosepipe by Harry and the Potters!
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