The Twelve Days of Wizard Christmas

Turn it up, George!

On the first day of Christmas, Percy gave to me: a lecture all about the Ministry

On the second day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me: two Homework Helpers and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the third day of Christmas, Neville gave to me: three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the fourth day of Christmas, Hagrid gave to me: four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the fifth day of Christmas, Harry gave to me: five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the sixth day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me: six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the seventh day of Christmas, Mundungas gave to me: seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the eighth day of Christmas, Won Won gave to me: eight outdated dress robes, seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the ninth day of Christmas, Lee Jordan gave to me: nine Nosebleed Nougats, eight outdated dress robes, seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the tenth day of Christmas, Ginny gave to me: ten Bat Bogey Hexes, nine Nosebleed Nougats, eight outdated dress robes, seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sirius gave to me: eleven shrunken elf heads, ten Bat Bogey Hexes, nine Nosebleed Nougats, eight outdated dress robes, seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dear Mom gave to me: twelve more ugly sweaters, eleven shrunken elf heads, ten Bat Bogey Hexes, nine Nosebleed Nougats, eight outdated dress robes, seven stolen cauldrons, six signed portraits, five Golden Snitches, four Flobberworms, three vulture hats, two Homework Helpers, and a lecture all about the Ministry

11 responses

24 01 2010
katsumasuz

My favorite wrock song!

19 12 2010
Natasha

WUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG!!!
ITS CLOBBER WORMS NOT FLOBBER WORMS.
AND 3 VULTURE HEADS NOT HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!
AND ITS DEAR MUM NOT MOM IT SAYS M.U.M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBERRRRRRR!
AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADS!
NOT:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBERRRRRRRR!
OR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATSSSS!
YESH.
GET A CLUE.
:I WOW :P

15 02 2011
metroidplayer57

dude, its flobberworms and vulture hats
have u not read the books? Neville’s mom wears a vulture hat, and Hagrid has his Care of Magical Creatures class take care of flobberworms

15 02 2011
metroidplayer57

Neville’s grandma, sry bout that

19 12 2010
ZOMGILUVVOLDEMORTLOLZ

I LUV VOLDEMORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT :D

20 12 2010
Stephani

Natasha: Calm down. Caps lock is annoying.
3 vulture HATS, like Neville’s grandma wears, like he imagines Snape wearing when facing the boggart.
4 FLOBBER worms, Hagrid had the Care of Magical Creature’s class take care of them after Buckbeak ‘attacked’ Malfoy in the books. Not mentioned in the movies.
You’re right on 12, it’s ‘MUM’, Hogwarts is based in Great Britain and they say ‘Mum’ on that side of the pond.

I’ve been singing this song for the past few days, my family’s getting annoyed

22 12 2010
Ashwinder

Like Stephani my family are itching to kill me!
I’ve been singing/humming this for weeks!

17 02 2011
luna luver 1

wow natasha has some ishues AND ENOUGH OF THE DANG CAPS LOCK!!!!!!

17 08 2011
Meghan ;)

Jeez Natasha, if you have a go at them then atleast do it right.
It is flobberworms, because that’s what Hagrid teaches them about in Care of Magical Creature’s.
And it is vulture hats, becuae that’s what neville’s nan wears.
so WRONG WRONG WRONG to you. And spell it right, and drop the CAPTITALS.
You get a clue, and writeing loooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddsssssssss of letter’s makes it really hard to read. So wow your self

I love this song :D And Sirius Black <3 <3

17 08 2011
Meghan ;)

* because
**writing
Ma’ Bad ;)

11 10 2011
Cherrypit

Lol! Love the song! Great lyrics, Gred and Forge! I came here because my two Harry Potter fanatic friends were singing it today and I wanted to learn the lyrics too. I used to be best friends with one of them, but now she likes this other person more than me as a friend, so they pretty much ignore me and I just tag along all the time :( They exclude me most of the time and just ask me to get stuff for them and things like that :( I’m a bit upset now. But what am I talking about? Sorry people, I’ve just wasted comment space talking about my own trivial troubles. So back to the point, great song, great lyrics.

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