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Lyrics of the Day will be taking a break from being posted daily for a while (at least for the month of July.) They’ll make an appearance every once in a while, just not every day. Don’t forget: if you have lyrics for a song stuck in your head that you’d like to share with the rest of the world, you can always send them in to be posted as Lyrics of the Day.
It soon became clear that rocking wasn’t enough
If you’re gonna score with groupies, then you gotta be a hunk
You can’t get by with overwhelming talent alone
And man, that’s all I got
Man, that’s all I got
from the song Wizard Rock Heart Throb by The Whomping Willows!
Your dad’s on his journey to the great beyond
When you’re dueling you might see him
Come out of someone else’s wand
from the song My Dad is Rich by Draco and the Malfoys!
I’m a ghost worth fifty points
If you aim through my heart
But even ghosts need friends too
Being lonely like me’s an art
from the song I’ve Been Dead for Fifty Years by The Parselmouths!
And now I’m back, to your disgrace
I find you just went back to your old lives, trying to save face
You should have tried to bring me back
You should have shown some loyalty
Did you think for just one second that you’d seen the last of me?
from the song Voldemort’s Return (I Will Survive) by Dumbledore’s Army!
When we were young and innocent
I saved you from a Basilisk
I think that that deserves a kiss
But you’re all over Dean Thomas
from the song Save Ginny Weasley from Dean Thomas by Harry and the Potters!
This one time Colin Creevey and I started a
Fan club for Harry Potter
We took lots of pictures and made a shrine!
from the song This One Time by Ginny and the Weasleys!
Despite what you heard in track four
There’s a girl I like more
And I swear that it’s not a rebound
She plays in a band
She’s got really nice…hands
from the Song For Luna by The Whomping Willows!
‘Cause we all thought you were the best
But the curtains did you in
That’s why we’re kind of pissed
And much to our chagrin
You didn’t come back in Book Six
from the song Curtains Suck by Our New Celebrity!
With only one month left until the final book comes out, I thought these lyrics would be fitting for today:
Soon we will see it closed
The final chapter exposed
It’s an end of an era
And I’m seeing clearer
That nothing will ever be the same
from the amazing song End of an Era by Oliver Boyd and the Rememberalls!
Sorry for the delay in getting this up:
Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts four
Kill him, Basilisk, see him crawling on the floor
The Chamber of Secrets reopened by the Heir
Unleash the horror within, purge the Mudbloods there
from the song Parselmouth by Voldemort!
Lemme tell you something about Sirius Black
He’s got a screw loose, but don’t hold that against him
He wouldn’t give his life for just anyone
But when push comes to veil, he’d save his godson
from the song Have You Seen This Wizard? by The Remus Lupins!
Pretty little unicorn, please don’t look me in the eye
If I get attached to you then I might begin to cry
Truly way deep down I’m all about animal rights
But if I don’t sip on your blood then I could die tonight
from the song Pretty Little Unicorn by Tom Riddle and Friends!
I’m not supposed to tell anyone
‘Cause it means that he’s a Death Eater
He doesn’t want anyone to know
‘Specially blabbermouths like Rita Skeeter!
from the song Daddy’s Tattoo by The Parselmouths!
Ron is next and he’s the last, just listen to his guitar blast
He’s tall and thin just like our dad, say he’s got spattergroit and he’ll get mad
He’s only one year older than me, he’s got a thing for Hermione
He’s on the Quidditch team ‘cos Harry let him, stick with Ron and I might just get him
from the song The Third Twin by Ginny and the Weasleys UK!
We got Sirius Black and he’s pretty serious
Now that the Dark Lord’s back
We got the whole Weasley family
With Dad helping at the Ministry
With Hagrid and Madame Maxime, I’m sure
We’ll be on the winning team
from the song These Days Are Dark by Harry and the Potters!
This cast is making us Pottermad,
Jamie made us laugh too many times before.
And Micah kept bringing up random things,
Harry a Horcrux?
Who understands, who knows anymore…
from the song MuggleCast by The Black Sisters!
We know that Krum is coming back,
And we’re going to see more of the Blacks.
Have you noticed that Hog’s Head smells like goats?
And I have absolutely no idea why the Dark Lord would abduct the Ice Cream Man.
from the song Why Abduct the Ice Cream Man? by Siriusly Hazza P!
Five years it’s been since we first met
Now you’re kicking it with house-elves
And you’re every teacher’s pet
from the song I Found A Loophole by The Whomping Willows!
What do you imagine Ron’ll think of this
You and dreams about his little sis
Well, Harry, I thought that we were friends
I hope I don’t lose time on the Quidditch pitch for this
from the song I Thought We Were Friends, Harry by Thomas and Finnigan!
I think I’ve earned the fight, to turn back time
I want to take it all back, and make it right
My actions come undone, to save two lives
All the books in my mind, merge in one night
from the song Time by The Switchblade Kittens!
His wand was poor, just like his family
Ron yelled the words that keep us laughing
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
Eat slugs
from the song Eat Slugs by The Parselmouths!
So now sing to me about a time in life.
A brighter time.
Where magic comes, from deep inside
Our hearts and flows to shape the world.
from the song The Hero by Ministry of Magic!
Harry you’re a hottie
But my brother’s your mate
We gotta keep it under wraps
Even though it might be fate
I loved you from the moment that I met you by the train
Chicks dig you for your scar, but I dig you for your brain
from the song Harry, You’re a Hottie by Ginny and the Heartbreakers!
I don’t need to cast Lumos to light up a room
Just an eerie green glow and my voice: KABOOM!
With Avada Kedavra, it’s the words I say
To help make a dark room bright as day
If you wanna stay alive, then you listen as I say
If you ever see me comin’…get outta the way!
from the song Lumos My Ass by Lord Voldi and the Dark Marks!
Let’s drink down a bottle of Felix Felicis
Then we’ll go and bury a giant spider
We’ll reveal ourselves to a Hogwarts Professor
When we’re sneaking out of the castle at night
from the song Felix Felicis by Harry and the Potters!
He never gave me the attention he gave Harry
He never showed an interest in me
I watched him from afar, wishing I had a scar
So he would see the great wizard I could be
from the song I Couldn’t Kill Albus Dumbledore by Draco and the Malfoys!
It’s got super powers you wouldn’t believe
So I don’t mind the blood that got all over my sleeve
My friends at school treated me like a scummy rat
Thank God the Dark Lord always treats me like that!
from the song Wow, Awesome Silver Hand! by Roonil Wazlib!
Here’s a tale about a boy who lived
Raised a muggle, always struggling
His parents died, he was left with a scar
By the evil Lord Voldemort
from the song The Boy Who Lived by Oliver Boyd and the Rememberalls!
Ginny, come back to me tonight
I bleed for you
Yes, I bleed for you
Remember behind the stairwell
I kissed you oh so well
from the song Ginny & Tonic by The Hinky Punks!
The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to
Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
He said, “Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported
to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -
You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.”
from the House of Awesome Theme Song by The Whomping Willows!
As our lives roll by,
Like portraits and landscapes
Just as hours will grow up to be days
While I remain a face in the window
This portrait’s never the same
from the song Trainride by Hollow Godric!
Hey, Lily, wanna go on a date?
I promise that I won’t hex Snape
Okay fine, I’ll let him down
I wonder how hard he’ll hit the ground
from the song Chapter 28 by The Marauders!
Your train ride to adventure is leaving the station
You’re in the compartment with your friends
In the blink of an eye, the country-side passes
The school year will soon begin
from the song Hogwarts Dream by The Nifflers!
They notice a presence and with a knock on the door
They run, they hide,
With a quick flash of light
They know this could be the end.
from the song The Ones to Save by Bertie Botts Every Flavor Band!
Mudbloods and murmurs and paranoia in the Great Hall
“The Chamber has been opened,” written on the wall
And I’m speaking parseltongue and saying things that I really don’t mean
While I’m trying to find Slytherin’s heir, I know that they suspect me
from the song Mudbloods and Murmurs by The Bandon Banshees!
But, don’t be scared
Don’t be scared
Don’t be scared
That spider is only
The size of a small elephant!
from the song Follow the Spiders by Harry and the Potters!
They called out students before me
I knew my time was soon
My heart raced as I became last
Standing alone in the middle of the room
from the song The Sorting Hat by Talons and Tea Leaves!
Maybe mudbloods wash their own clothes
And maybe they like cooking, so whatever
But just leave my house-elf alone
So I don’t have to lift a finger ever
from the song Shut Down SPEW by The Parselmouths!
After they left I went through with my plan
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
Made you listen to Stryper and “Enter Sandman”
Made you hear “Rio” by Duran Duran
You didn’t like it, what is wrong with you?
from the song In Which I Kick Harry Potter in the Face by Draco and the Malfoys!
Now the dark mark, it has appeared on me.
Lord Voldemort, he calls, but I want to be free.
From all the evil I seen and I have done.
So, please believe, it’s over. The good in me has won.
from the song Snape vs. Snape by Ministry of Magic (sung with The Parsemouths!)
Dark glare
Sharp stare
And I’m scared of what you might find
Hiding deep inside my mind
Sifting through my memories
I hope you find something worth seeing
Do you think this is fun for me?
from the song Legilimency Victim by The Sectumsempras!
Hermy always helps out
When evil’s out to get you
But if you want to copy homework
You know that she won’t let you
from the song Hermione’s My Hero by Marked as His Equal!
Tragedy!
When Harry’s gone and we can’t go on,
It’s tragedy!
When Voldemort’s won, and I want my mum.
It’s hard to bear, Harry’s in a coffin,
He’s going nowhere.
Ahhhhhhhh!
from the song Tragedy - Harry Potter is Dead! by the Black Sisters!
Percy only likes boring things
Percy doesn’t like sports
Instead of playing Quidditch
Percy’d write a Quidditch report
from the song Percy is a Prat by Gred and Forge!
But she’s so beautiful
With her hair done up like that
She’s so radiant
In that beautiful dress
She’s so beautiful
When the light’s like this
Oh, how I wish
She’d give me a kiss
from the song I Hate The Yule Ball by Ron and the Weasleys!
Well, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned Hermione
And maybe you shouldn’t have brought up Cedric Diggory
Because I’d rather not talk about your dead ex-boyfriends over coffee
And why’d you have to bring up Roger Davies when he’s sitting right there with his tea?
‘Cause if you wanted to go out with Roger Davies
How come you’re here with me?
from the song The Human Hosepipe by Harry and the Potters!
My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death
from the song Don’t Throw That Book At Me by The Moaning Myrtles!
Remus, can’t you see
I’m withering away
My once bright hair
Gives my true feelings away
from the song Please Remus by The Half-Blood Princess!
Your life
I’m sorry, my friend
Is a lasting reminder
That I will fight until the end
Your death
It pours guilt over me
We see you in limelight
Forever, remember Cedric Diggory
from the song Pensieve Diggory by Ministry of Magic!
I’m leaving this dungeon called home,
I’m leaving this history behind me.
Burn me off your family tree,
But nothing can stop me.
So here’s my announcement to the family Black:
I’m moving in with James and I’m not looking back.
from the song Twelve Grimmauld Place by Roonil Wazlib!
You might be the rising star on your House’s Quidditch team
You might grow up to be the next leader at the Ministry
You might get good grades, but you’ll never put me to shame
‘Cause most of you brats are too scared to even say Voldemort’s name
from the song I’m Made of Wands by The Whomping Willows!
Why must I be the famous Harry Potter?
Why can’t I be just like everyone else?
Why did you take my parents from me?
Why must I be a Parselmouth?
I’m gonna escape from Azkaban.
No Dementor’s gonna make me sad.
Ain’t sucking out my will to life.
Don’t need my dying mother to disguise herself as me.
Gonna make it out of here on my own.
from the song Azkaban, Gonna Escape by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills!
Voldemort gave Harry a lighting scar
Ron Weasley crashed a flying car
The Whomping Willow’s whomping around
Making all sorts of wizard sounds
from the song Ode to the Series by The Nifflers!
Here I sit like an idiot
Doing all the housework
And what do I get for it?
I feel like a shop clerk
Aunt Marge, she came over
Man, what an ogre
Talking trash about my family
How could you blame me?
from the song Get On The Bus by Oliver Boyd and the Rememberalls!
You thought I was full of lies
Shouting for attention to the skies
But those who knew I was right
Joined the DA, prepared to fight
from the song I Told You So by Catchlove!
You’ve got some ghosts that haunt you and some envy inside
But Harry’s always been there standing right by your side
He didn’t seek to be famous; it was simply fate
He’s in the triwizard tournament and it’s not something to celebrate
from the song Ron, Don’t Run Away by Ginny and the Heartbreakers!
All was fun and all was good.
The games they were going well.
He was strong, he was glad to be playing but
Then he fell.
from the song Gone by A Petty Pensieve!
You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
And no one else would kick you out
And make you history
Except for Snape
from the song Potions Yesterday by Draco and the Malfoys!
Don’t go expecting answers
I’m taking Hedwig with me
And when they’re ready, Ron and Hermione
Then we’re going looking for trouble
Gonna finish this once and for all
from the song Looking for Trouble by The Remus Lupins!
Now take out your wand and tell us
That we’re not serious
We’ve got our act together
And we’re ready for the worst
Now Voldemort is back
And we’d better face the facts:
If you’re not gonna teach us to fight
Then the future won’t be very bright
from the song Dumbledore’s Army by Harry and the Potters!
This is Snape’s worst memory
It’s about him and James and Sirius in the courtyard during OWLs
James was an arrogant git
He would curse Snape for the fun of it
He was only 15 with a stolen Snitch
Messing up his hair like he got done playing Quidditch
from the song When All Else Fails by Bella’s Love!
Once upon a time
On a frosty fall night
While drinking some drinks at the Three Broomsticks
Some wizards were getting sick
Of only hearing Celestina Warbeck
from the song Bandy Bandon Banshees by The Bandon Banshees!
It all comes down to love and that’s what keeps me here with you
With you by my side, I’ll be ready to fight You-Know-Who
For now, let’s forget the world and have a romantic dinner
And smile remembering the days when I was thinner
from the song Mollywobbles by Roonil Wazlib!
Wormtail, Wormtail, little sneak
As a little mouse so meek
Shut your mouth when I speak
Serve me, you nine-fingered freak
from the song Servant and Master by Voldemort!
Life at the Burrow
Well, with nine it’s quite snug
But what we lack in worldly possessions
We make up for in love
Gryffindor to the end
Adventurous and brave
Fighting for truth and the wizarding way!
from the song I Have Red Hair by Ginny and the Heartbreakers!
Maybe we’re not rich, but we are happy. Happy.
Maybe we can’t afford a big, dark house like the Malfoys.
We’re the Weasley clan and we love everybody. Everyone.
If you came over you’d be a Weasley too. Yes, it’s true.
from the song I Heart Weasleys by Ministry of Magic!
When stashing a magic cabinet
Search no further than the seventh floor corridor
Draco had to help someone get inside
The room really saved his pride
from the song Room of Requirement by The Remus Lupins!
Ron,
I’m telling you
These Veelas have a power over you
To make you do things you would never do
You’re breaking her(mione’s) heart into two
It’s true
from the new song Ron, I’m Telling You by Catchlove!
So how’d you make prefects?
A know-it-all and tensed up redhead
An arachnophobe and a Gryffindor well-read
A bushy-haired snobby teacher’s pet
And a boy who wishes he had Harry’s scar on his head
from the song Trelawney’s a Joke, or Hey Who’s That? A Prefect That’s Who! by Thomas and Finnigan!
There’s a feeling somewhere inside of me
It creeps up when you come around
I’m not too observant, so I guess I didn’t catch it
It didn’t even faze me when I cooked it up in potions
from the song Red Hair by The Weasel King!
Every noble family has their own house-elf
They don’t ever cause a stir, they take care of themselves
Ridiculously obedient, they always stay put
And to get out my frustrations I just kick them with my foot!
from the song Kicking House-Elves by The Parselmouths!
We’ve been friends
For so long I dread our days apart
They consume me like a spell from a broken wand
from the song By The Fire by The Remus Lupins!
I noticed you today
You didn’t repulse me right away
Which is a good sign
‘Cause there’s a lot of ugly girls in line
Waiting for me to ask them to the dance
If you’re lucky I might take a chance
And ask you to the dance
from the song Pansy (You Are The Girl Of My Dreams) by Draco and the Malfoys!
How do I stand a chance against these other wizards?
How do I stand a chance against a girl who’s part Veela?
How do I measure up to Viktor Krum?
And all the girls have been diggin’ on Cedric Diggory
from the song The Forth Triwizard Champion by Harry and the Potters!
Mars and Venus don’t concern me
I’m tired of you telling me death’s coming to me
You always shudder when I come around
Shouldn’t you be scared your sherry’s gonna be found
from the song Professor Trelawney by The Half-Blood Princess!
Dark the night the Dark One came
And since that night I’ll never be the same
I clutch your letters to my chest
And thank my friends for sharing all my pain
from the song The Scar by Hollow Godric!
And this proves something I said years ago
I really am worth twelve of Draco Malfoy
And if my parents were not completely insane
I’m sure they would be proud
And I hope Draco gets drowned (by the squid)
from Song for the Yule Ball by The Neville Longbottom Experience!
Their wands where spitting fire, their boots where made of steel
Their cloaks where black and shiny and their magic he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as some muggles hit the sky
The death eaters were marching by and he heard their mournful cry:
Yippee aye, Yippee eye o
The Dark Mark up in the sky
from the song The Dark Mark In The Sky by Voldemort!
Look what I got - a gift from the twins
And I think it’s gonna come in handy
Now I can go about my day
In a whole new way
from the song Mischief Managed by Oliver Boyd and the Rememberalls!
They don’t like it when you wear that bad puffy shirt
The girls won’t think your a fantastic flirt
When you go to a dance and you don’t get up to groove
The girls don’t like how you won’t bust a move
from the song Ron, Girls Don’t Like To Be Yelled At by The Nifflers!
Dear Tom, I can’t remember where I was on Halloween
I saw Mrs. Norris hanging on the wall
I woke up in my bed and my robes were all blood red
Where the feathers came from, I can’t tell at all
from the song Dear Tom by Ginny and the Weasleys!
What I’m saying might be awkward
And it might seem kind of strange
I can’t blame you for feeling that way
But even though we’re different species
I think you’d understand
If you just gave me a chance
from the song A Heart Worth Loving by The Whomping Willows!
And now I’m stuck here forever
No where to go but to roam the halls
And now I’m stuck here forever
I guess it beats haunting the stalls
from the song The Lonely Life of Sir Nick by Catchlove!
What the heck, man?
Do you really think I put my name in…the Goblet
I’d have to be crazy to go do something like that
And now I’ve got to face a freaking fire-breathing dragon
And it makes sad to know I may not live
from the song The Goblet of Rock by The Bandon Banshees!
I’ve heard that he’s dangerous
Obsessed with wild beasts
Drinks like a madman
… Especially at the Hogwarts feasts
from the song Let’s Get Hagrid Fired by The Parselmouths!
Someday you’ll read
(Maybe in The Daily Prophet)
About Ron and Hermione
(Behind the Whomping Willow)
The Death Eaters can try to fight
(But you know that Ron would save her)
And they’d go riding into the night
(On Ron’s new Cleansweep)
from the song Accio Love by Ministry of Magic! (The Moaning Myrtles sing in this one, too!)
I was walking down the street,
The Knight Bus it came up to me.
Conductor said, “What will it be?”
I said, “Take me down to Diagon Alley.”
from the song Ginny and Me by The Mudbloods!
‘Cause I’m always there to back him up
I’m always there to help him out
We’re always by each other’s side
That’s what best friends is all about
from the song I’m Ron Weasley by Ron and the Weasleys!
In honor of the birthday of two particular twins:
So what’s your deal
Are you a prankster?
Or are you just looking for some Skiving Snackboxes
To get you out of class?
from the song Fred and George by Harry and the Potters!
I was deep asleep for a while I could tell
As if someone put me under a spell.
But I awoke when my neck started to get sore.
It was then I realized I should’ve listened to Albus Dumbledore.
from the song Whompy Stole My Pillow by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills!
When the curse reversed, it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy, no they were not sad
They said, “Hooray! There’s no way he’s okay
Yeah, I think he has gone away, far away,
There to stay, oh hooray!”
from the song Voldemort is Awesome by Draco and the Malfoys!
You’ll stand by my side
Through the thick and thin
With the Order’s power
We just might win
from the song Where Do We Go From Here by Catchlove!
The blood on your hands, you cannot wipe clean
The stain on your soul will not go unseen
Before this war’s done, we’ll meet you again
And the hour will come for retribution
from the song The Blood Of A Prince by Harry and the Potters!
The butterbeer is dusty
The seating is crummy
And atmosphere, well,
This place hasn’t got any
from the song Dumbledore’s Army by Half-Blood Princess!
Hermione Granger, don’t you be so dumb
Whatcha doing with that Krum
When you know you want my brother
We could be sisters and you know it’s true
‘Cause Ronnie wants you too
from the Hermione Granger Song by Ginny and the Heartbreakers!
The Great Hall, where they told us all
That the fire in Fawkes is out
Hermione and Ron want it to be wrong
But I never had any doubt
from Eulogy, Book VI by Philosopherock!
And as this flame burns low I see
All that I loved now flickered out to memory
My school, my life, and what was left of family
Left all betrayed but he will soon meet me
from the song The Vigil by Hollow Godric!
My, my, are we in trouble
In the corridors at night
Try to run and detention doubles
Or torture, serves you right
from the song Cradle of Filch by Voldemort!
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Sorry it’s late, guys. But better late than never:
A home that’s seven stories high
It housed a car that could fly
Looks to be held up by magic, which it probably is
They might not think that it’s much
But we think it’s brilliant
from the song The Burrow by The Nifflers!
Some people call it stalking
I call it focused walking
But I swear it’s good fun
To worship the Chosen One
from the song Get Me to an Apothecary by Roonil Wazlib!
The Ministry seemed empty
So I began to look around
No one was at their desk
The Dark Mark painted on the ground
from the song The Second War Begins by our recently added band, Catchlove!
Got this bad feeling about Professor Snape
Always punishing Harry unnecessarily
It’s like, how many effed up things does he have to do
Before someone says, “I don’t trust this dude”
from the song Snape by The Remus Lupins!
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I see a flaming white stag,
The same one that my father had.
It’s coming to carry me back,
Home, home at last.
from the song Concerning The Dementors by The Mudbloods!
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Draco Malfoy, what’s your issue?
Do you need a hug or maybe a tissue?
Harry Potter, give us a sign
You can’t commit to Ginny, so what do you have in mind?
from the new song Draco and Harry by The Whomping Willows!
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Oh, and happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!
I’m skipping Potions class
To teach you how
To rock and roll
What’s the point in Divination
If you ain’t got heart and soul
from the song Wizard Rock by The Remus Lupins!
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