You know that first time that you tried to kill Harry
My dad told me it was really scary
We did not know if you ever were gonna come back to us,
Your people

When the curse reversed, it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy, no they were not sad
They said, “Hooray! There’s no way he’s okay
Yeah, I think he has gone away, far away,
There to stay, oh hooray!”

They didn’t know that you were freakin’ awesome
Voldemort, I think that you are really freakin’ awesome
‘Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about
It won’t take that much longer,
You’re getting stronger everyday

And now those jerks are worried that you’re coming back, yeah,
They’re afraid that you will attack and I know you
Will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers
And now it looks like you’ll be back in your place
My dad was so glad he didn’t punch me in the face
He said, “Hooray! He’s okay! Oh Volday,
Yeah, I think he is back to stay!
Praise the day! I am gay! Oh, hooray!”

Voldemort, I think that you are freakin’ awesome
Don’t you know that I want to be freakin’ awesome, too?
Won’t you do me a solid and share with me your knowledge
It won’t take that much longer,
I could get stronger every day…so much stronger

Voldy, won’t you teach me about Horcruxes?
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever so’s that we can be together
And show everyone else a thing or two, two, two….

Voldy, won’t you teach me about Horcruxes?
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever so’s that we can be together
And show everyone else a thing or two, two, two, two….!