Hermione’s Birds and Boys

Well you look smart, but it’s just book smarts
‘Cause you don’t act so smart around us lately
‘Cause throwing canaries (throwing canaries)
At your friends is not a sign of affection

Did you join the Slug Club, baby, so you could network
With the kids with connections or was it for Slughorn’s food?
‘Cause the food in the dining hall (food in the dining hall),
Come on Hermione, dining hall food’s pretty good

One thousand O.W.L.s won’t tell us if you’re crazy
One thousand O.W.L.s can’t keep Ron from mauling Lavender Brown!

Well you confunded McClaggan
Now you’re taking him to the Christmas party
Don’t you know that he’s just a dude
I bet he likes crap bands (I heard he has Jock Jams)
Come on, Hermione,
You’re making things pretty weird/awkward

8 responses

8 12 2006
Luna

When someone else did lyrics and such, they had ‘tool’ instead of ‘duke.’ Of course, at that time they were going by the Daytrotter session version, but thought I’d post about it anyway. :D

8 12 2006
Tess

yeah, I saw that too. but it doesn’t sound like they say ‘tool’ here. does it? I can make a note of it though.

and I just wanted to thank you for all the little comments you’ve made around the site! I typed all the lyrics up myself a while ago, and it was really easy to make mistakes and grammar problems [which I also can't stand]. so feel free to point out anything else you see! :D

6 02 2007
kimba

What are Jock Jams?

6 02 2007
Tess

“Jock Jams is a compilation album series from Tommy Boy records from the mid 1990s that mainly consisted of classic 1980s and 1990s dance music…house music, hip-hop, classic disco music, megamix music, and some cheerleaders…saying phrases. When some of the songs and quotes became famous, they were incorporated onto a song called the “Jock Jam megamix”.”

from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jock_Jams

:D there you go!

2 04 2007
weasly is my king

I love this song

2 04 2007
Tess

I love this song, too.
it actually has the most plays of all of my wrock songs on iTunes. yay. :D

2 07 2007
Lunis

Great line: “One thousand O.W.L.s can’t keep Ron from mauling Lavender Brown!”

5 07 2007
kimba

Thanks Tess!

That does seem like something that ass McClaggen would listen to.

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