REAL WIZARD ROCK

We were playing wizard chess this Christmas,
We were playing wizard chess this Christmas,
When you came down to the Burrow to ask us
To stop the game and start to play a new one
Down at the Ministry

You want us as your pin-up stooge
For policies we won’t approve
We’re Dumbledore’s man
Through and through
And our loyalty lies with the truth!

I’m not gonna be your mascot
I’m not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I’m not gonna be your Mascot
I’m not gonna put on the Monkey Suit
For you and your political aspirations
I won’t pretend that things are cool
For your approval ratings

Oh, Rufus Scrimgeour!
I’m inclined to believe you’re a vampire
‘Cause you’re gonna to suck the truth—
You’re going to suck the truth
Out of the situation at hand
And we’re not gonna win this war—
We’re not gonna win this war with
Lies! (Lies!) Lies! (Lies!) Lies!
Lies! (Lies!) Lies! (Lies!) Lies!

I’m not gonna be your mascot
I’m not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I’m not gonna be your mascot
I’m not gonna put on the monkey suit
No, I’m not gonna be your mascot
I’m not gonna put on the monkey suit
No I’m not gonna be your mascot
I’m not gonna put on the monkey suit
No, I’m not gonna be a mascot (NO!)
I’m not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I’m not gonna be a mascot (NO!)
I’m not gonna put on the monkey suit
Oh no!