I know that last year
I asked for way too many things
On my Christmas wish list
But for this year, I’m narrowing it down now
Because I know exactly what I want
And I’m only going to ask for what I want
I know Hogwarts would be better
If that bed wetter didn’t show his face round anymore
But I know, I know you’ve been trying,
Trying to make this happen
I beg of you,
I plead of you,
I dream for you,
I scream for you
To try a little harder!
Voldemort, there’s one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh, Voldemort, there’s one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear
I don’t wanna Firebolt,
I don’t want a wand,
I don’t want Hermione to wake up to find Crookshanks gone,
I don’t want Hagrid covered in boils,
I don’t even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle
I don’t want Weasley to eat his own turds,
Don’t want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third,
Don’t want any of these things, I really don’t care,
I don’t want a piece of peanut brittle,
I don’t want a pear!
I don’t want a Beartie Botts every flavor bean,
Don’t even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means,
All I’m really asking for is, pretty-pretty please,
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees!
Voldemort, there’s one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear
Voldemort, there’s one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear
Yeah!
Voldemort, there is one thing
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort, there is one thing that
I want you to bring me for Christmas this year,
It’s to make Harry Potter disappear!
that question mark in the “I don’t want Weasley…” stanza is “I don’t want any of these” I think.
aah, thank you! it totally makes sense.
What does “turds” mean ?
My dictionary don’t tell me.
And I already heard this but what is exactly, “the third” ?
I suppose it’s hem hem…
Anyway, this song makes me laugh so much, I always dance stupidly when I listen to it.
turds = poo. third = yes, you are correct. haha.
I love dancing stupidly to this song, also! you’re not alone. it’s so much fun.
Thank you for making my vocabulary so rich !
Oh yeah, other crazy people like me, such a wonderful thoughts !
My favorite quote is possibly “I don’t even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle”.
Where it says i dont want it it should say i dont want a wand. This song rocks and the best lyrics are about the deodrant… The best song by DATM by a mile… well maybe 6billion miles…
thank you, James!
YEAHHH love it. MY friends and I performed this for a Battle of the Bands a couple months ago. we didnt get to practice so it’s not very good,,, but very fun. I went CraZ watch it on uTube babe.
Ash – that is totally amazing! I love it! You guys did awesome! hahaha, I like the end, too.
Don’t even want “my foes” to find out what the Dark Mark means
I think it’s supposes to say:
Don’t even want “muggles” to find out what the Dark Mark means