1, 2,
1, 2, 3, 4
Lavender Brown
Has been moving around
Her tongue about
Ron Weasley’s mouth
It’s grossing us out
Watching them play tonsil hockey
On the Quidditch Pitch
Krum’s on his game
But Hermione says
He’s romantically lame
He’s too aggressive with the puck
For tonsil hockey
Well, Cho Chang
Has been snogging around
When she locks lips
The tears start pouring down
She’s a second-string player at best
At tonsil hockey
Well, we’ve been seeing Ginny
With all these guys
We’d like to rip their heads off
And push their bodies aside
And then ask her to play
For our tonsil hockey team
This is one of the greatest songs in the World! Don’t let Voldemort keep you from kissing!!!
[...] the song The Hogwarts Tonsil Hockey Team by Harry and the Potters! This song can be found on their Split 7″ with the [...]