Oh will anybody tell me where
You’ve been all summer
You’ve been all summer long?
And will anybody tell me why
You won’t answer my letters?
You won’t write back, a no, no, no, no, no
And it’s 1-2-3, I send you an owl and
No one ever writes back ’cause
You’re keeping secrets from me
Secrets from your friend
And it’s 4-5-6, I’m stuck under my cupboard
Singing this song
Oh will anybody tell me
What’s going on?
And I’m angry now
I’m angry now
I’m angry, whooooo!
Will anybody tell me what’s going on?
And I’m angry now
I’m angry now
I’m angry, whooooo!
Will anybody tell me what’s going on?
This is some righteous teenage crisis.