They call him The Weasle
(Wait no, no one calls him that
Okay, how ’bout this?)
No one calls him The Weasle,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him The Weasle
You have the best looks upon your face
Where do you get that expression of disbelief?
Your pet rat
Nearly killed us all
We’ll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
They call him The Weasle
(No wait Harry, fix that
Yeah…right…)
No one calls him The Weasle,
But they should
Ron Weasley is my best friend
Even though no one calls him The Weasle
Do you remember the time
When you were burping up those slugs?
(That was so cool)
That’s what you get
For using a broken wand
And what were you thinking
When you stole your dad’s car to get to school?
But I’ll forgive you
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
They should call him The Weasle
Yeah, proper grammar and such probably isn’t needed, but:
Ok, how bout this?)
Usually it’s either ‘okay’ or ‘OK.’ Also, should be ‘ ’bout,’ with the apostrophe before the ‘b.’
(Crazy voice if you know what I mean)
BUT THEY SHOULD !!!