Hermione, you sicken me
You’re fat and fugly as can be
You are less than half a witch
Hermione Granger is a bitch
It was your idea to have that goddamn club
We met you down by the Hog’s Head pub
That meeting was just another ploy
To get more attention for that Potter boy
Hermione, you sicken me
You’re fat and fugly as can be
You are less than half a witch
Hermione Granger is a bitch
You think you’re smart ’cause you do spells
Way above your O.W.L.s
Well Granger I have news for you
That does not excuse your hideous do
Hermione, you sicken me
You’re fat and fugly as can be
You are less than half a witch
Hermione Granger is a bitch
What good was that club doing me?
My mom works for the Ministry
So what if I decided to turn y’all in?
That’s when all the boils appeared on my skin
Hermione, you sicken me
You’re fat and fugly as can be
You are less than half a witch
Hermione Granger is a bitch
There’s permanent pus stuck in my pores
What did you have to do that for, you whore?
You made me sign that stupid page
Now I’ve got pimples all over my face
Hermione, you sicken me
You’re fat and fugly as can be
You are less than half a witch
Hermione Granger is a bitch
Hermione Granger is a fugly bitch
Bitch
This is plain Crap!!
THIS IS BRILLIANT THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ WELL DONE BRAVO