Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those
Whose ancestry is purest.”
Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest.”
Said Gryffindor, “We’ll teach all those
With brave deeds to their names.”
Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot,
And treat them all the same.”
Hufflepuff sucks
You can’t deny
It’s the worst of luck
To hear the Sorting Hat cry:
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no!
Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
What do you do?
“We’re hard-working, and um, loyal too?”
You can’t win at sports
You wear yellow shorts
All the other Houses feel sorry for you
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
You always fail
At being good at Quidditch, you’ll never prevail
You’re neither strong nor fast
You always come in last
It’s ok if you want to just give up and wail:
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
Your house is a bore
When you try to speak, everyone just ignores
It’s time to give up
And admit that you suck
Before you embarrass yourselves any more
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, please, no, not me.
Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
My sentiments exactly
Hufflepuff is the best house. Period.
Have you even read the books?
Dude, Cedric Diggory was a Hufflepuff and he was the only seeker to ever beat Harry to the snitch, not to mention he was the true Hogwarts Champion during the Triwizard Tournament – and he would’ve won it too, if it weren’t for Voldemort!
And the Auror Tonks, according to JKR was a Hufflepuff too – is she a loser?
I’m proud to be a Hufflepuff!
Cedric and Tonks are both dead. So… yeah?
lol. niiiiice. Slytherin Shhhhburn
Cedric Diggory died because Voldemort killed him, and Tonks died in the name of Hogwarts. Sorry, SPOILER.
She and Remus died in the battle at Hogwarts in DH. If the whole “wizarding world” was actually real and I had to die, I’d want to go like Cedric or Tonks.
I agree! I was going to point out about Cedric and Tonks but you beat me to it. And, for the record, being reckless and holding grudges, caring about nothing but knowledge, or being racist is better than being a loyal, hard-working and honest person? How? Explain this reasoning to me, please.
Besides, Hufflepuff is more open-minded and accepting than all the others put toghether!
Stop hating on Hufflepuffs, because they don’t hate you! (Yes, I am a Proud Hufflepuff. And Hufflepuffs can be rude if they want!)
Oh my gosh, you are such an idiot. Hufflepuff is one of (and if not the ONLY) Hogwarts house that all pupils are just, loyal and hard working, and THOSE my dear friend are not bad qualities. And as ” Mel ” says … Cedric and Tonks where in Huffplepuff, and Tonks is a bloody AUROR and a METAMORPHMAGUS. And Hufflepuff don’t suck at everything, were simply the best at being good human beings … ha, i bet the person who wrote this was probably a Slytherin. Love to all Hufflepuffs X
Hufflepuff is awesome. And JK Rowling would certainly disagree with your childish assessment. It’s quite pathetic that you actually wrote a chant (because it can’t be really deemed a song -and it’s a very crappy one at that -my 12 year old sister could compose something far wittier that actually rhymed in the places it’s supposed to) about the supposed “loser house.” Takes one to know one, right? You want to piss off the Hufflepuff fans, that’s fine. But you can suck it bitch. Tonks rocks on. Out.
This is purely pathetic.
Go Hufflepuff! Don’t even listen to him.
It’s funny how after all of those 7 years conflicts some fans have not understood how we should all love each other and co-operate in peace and kindness.
Yeah, whatever, Hufflepuff.
your right
I am true, proud, real Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuff rock! It’s house of loyalty, love and cooperation!
Remember when Bazilisk was attacking, at Harry’s 2nd year? All Hufflepuffs were protecting Justin FF!
Coz that’s what true friends do! Stand for each other in good and bad! Hufflepuffs is only real, worth house if you ask me.
GO GO GO HUFFLEPUFF! We huff, we puff and we blow you away!!
Btw, there is one really awesome site for all HP fans! http://www.potteracademy.com
There you can make your character, grow with it, feed it, meet friends, do homework, even become teacher, Head, Headmaster! Prefect or TA.
I am proud Head of Hufflepuff House, my name is Marie there, and I would love to see more Huffies. I love you all!
Haha Marie’s a proud fellow Hufflepuff, she is.
Kinda sad to see all these people taking it so seriously!
Ravenclaw’s kick butt!
Hufflepuff – NO WAY.
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS!
Hufflepuff is awesome! The 2nd coolest house after Slytherin in my opinion.
hey, I’m a hufflepuff. freaking idiot slytherin. we are great. we are good people. everybody in the world is equal. I’ve got good friends. Damn, slytherin, your all bad people. no offence, but, man. I would hate to be in slytherin. hateing everyone who isn’t a slytherin. I truely am a hufflepuff. I’m offended by this, and same with all us other hufflepuffs.
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS
GO WATCH A VERY POTTER MUSICAL ON YOUTUBE!
I’m quite offended by that. I’m a Slytherin and one of my best friends is a Hufflepuff, so not all of us are prejudiced thank you very much.
Oh, and to add on, how is saying ‘all slytherins are bad’ any less prejudiced than saying ‘all Hufflepuffs are stupid’? I thought Hufflepuffs were meant to be the just, open minded guys?
Hufflepuffs have one other trait: They are apparently really defensive!
lol. Losers.
Slytherins rock out with their cocks out, yo…
hufflepuff is amazing this song is what stinks
like slytherin
remember cedric always a true hufflepuff
Every house has both its pros and cons. I’m a Ravenclaw; we’re very inquisitive and want to learn everything, but we can be a little too shallow ((I guess)) and take things too seriously sometimes. Hufflepuffs are very sweet, kind people. Basically if there’s a perfect, non-flawed person you know who you could cuddle with 24/7, that’s a Hufflepuff. I think that’s an achievement in itself. It just sucks that JKR didn’t really make Hufflepuffs (or Ravenclaws, for that matter) more important in the series, and explore more characters in each house.
And, to the song. The band has an artistic license, and I’m sure a lot of people agree with the sentiments. However, it’s mean to pin down Hufflepuffs who, surely, are the nicest of people, and probably the most loyal of friends!
I’m a Ravenclaw, but some of my best friends are Hufflepuffs! They’re particularly good finders, dontcha know. A better song for them is “For All The Hufflepuffs” by the Remus Lupins.
Hufflepuffs are defensive of their own House, I’m sure Jo Rowling did not want Hufflepuffs to be looked down upon.
And Lulu, well, you wouldn’t go to this site and not see obsessive HP fans, now would you?