Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those
Whose ancestry is purest.”
Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest.”
Said Gryffindor, “We’ll teach all those
With brave deeds to their names.”
Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot,
And treat them all the same.”
Hufflepuff sucks
You can’t deny
It’s the worst of luck
To hear the Sorting Hat cry:
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no!
Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
What do you do?
“We’re hard-working, and um, loyal too?”
You can’t win at sports
You wear yellow shorts
All the other Houses feel sorry for you
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
You always fail
At being good at Quidditch, you’ll never prevail
You’re neither strong nor fast
You always come in last
It’s ok if you want to just give up and wail:
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuffs
Your house is a bore
When you try to speak, everyone just ignores
It’s time to give up
And admit that you suck
Before you embarrass yourselves any more
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
Hufflepuff
The loser house
Where no one wants to be
Hufflepuff
The first years grouse,
“Sorting Hat, please, no, not me.
Sorting Hat, no! Not Hufflepuff, please!”
My sentiments exactly
Hufflepuff is the best house. Period.
Have you even read the books?
Dude, Cedric Diggory was a Hufflepuff and he was the only seeker to ever beat Harry to the snitch, not to mention he was the true Hogwarts Champion during the Triwizard Tournament – and he would’ve won it too, if it weren’t for Voldemort!
And the Auror Tonks, according to JKR was a Hufflepuff too – is she a loser?
I’m proud to be a Hufflepuff!
Cedric and Tonks are both dead. So… yeah?
lol. niiiiice. Slytherin Shhhhburn
Cedric Diggory died because Voldemort killed him, and Tonks died in the name of Hogwarts. Sorry, SPOILER.
She and Remus died in the battle at Hogwarts in DH. If the whole “wizarding world” was actually real and I had to die, I’d want to go like Cedric or Tonks.
I agree with Hufflepuff pride. There is few better way to die then the way Tonks did. And how did some of your house mates die and how are they remendered?
I agree! I was going to point out about Cedric and Tonks but you beat me to it. And, for the record, being reckless and holding grudges, caring about nothing but knowledge, or being racist is better than being a loyal, hard-working and honest person? How? Explain this reasoning to me, please.
Besides, Hufflepuff is more open-minded and accepting than all the others put toghether!
Stop hating on Hufflepuffs, because they don’t hate you! (Yes, I am a Proud Hufflepuff. And Hufflepuffs can be rude if they want!)
Oh my gosh, you are such an idiot. Hufflepuff is one of (and if not the ONLY) Hogwarts house that all pupils are just, loyal and hard working, and THOSE my dear friend are not bad qualities. And as ” Mel ” says … Cedric and Tonks where in Huffplepuff, and Tonks is a bloody AUROR and a METAMORPHMAGUS. And Hufflepuff don’t suck at everything, were simply the best at being good human beings … ha, i bet the person who wrote this was probably a Slytherin. Love to all Hufflepuffs X
Hufflepuff is awesome. And JK Rowling would certainly disagree with your childish assessment. It’s quite pathetic that you actually wrote a chant (because it can’t be really deemed a song -and it’s a very crappy one at that -my 12 year old sister could compose something far wittier that actually rhymed in the places it’s supposed to) about the supposed “loser house.” Takes one to know one, right? You want to piss off the Hufflepuff fans, that’s fine. But you can suck it bitch. Tonks rocks on. Out.
This is purely pathetic.
Go Hufflepuff! Don’t even listen to him.
It’s funny how after all of those 7 years conflicts some fans have not understood how we should all love each other and co-operate in peace and kindness.
Yeah, whatever, Hufflepuff.
your right
coco that is
I am true, proud, real Hufflepuff!
Hufflepuff rock! It’s house of loyalty, love and cooperation!
Remember when Bazilisk was attacking, at Harry’s 2nd year? All Hufflepuffs were protecting Justin FF!
Coz that’s what true friends do! Stand for each other in good and bad! Hufflepuffs is only real, worth house if you ask me.
GO GO GO HUFFLEPUFF! We huff, we puff and we blow you away!!
Btw, there is one really awesome site for all HP fans! http://www.potteracademy.com
There you can make your character, grow with it, feed it, meet friends, do homework, even become teacher, Head, Headmaster! Prefect or TA.
I am proud Head of Hufflepuff House, my name is Marie there, and I would love to see more Huffies. I love you all!
Haha Marie’s a proud fellow Hufflepuff, she is.
Kinda sad to see all these people taking it so seriously!
Ravenclaw’s kick butt!
Hufflepuff – NO WAY.
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS!
Hufflepuff is awesome! The 2nd coolest house after Slytherin in my opinion.
hey, I’m a hufflepuff. freaking idiot slytherin. we are great. we are good people. everybody in the world is equal. I’ve got good friends. Damn, slytherin, your all bad people. no offence, but, man. I would hate to be in slytherin. hateing everyone who isn’t a slytherin. I truely am a hufflepuff. I’m offended by this, and same with all us other hufflepuffs.
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS
GO WATCH A VERY POTTER MUSICAL ON YOUTUBE!
I love that. It is so funny.
I’m quite offended by that. I’m a Slytherin and one of my best friends is a Hufflepuff, so not all of us are prejudiced thank you very much.
Yeah. I am a hufflepuff and have 4 or more slytherin friends.
Oh, and to add on, how is saying ‘all slytherins are bad’ any less prejudiced than saying ‘all Hufflepuffs are stupid’? I thought Hufflepuffs were meant to be the just, open minded guys?
Hufflepuffs have one other trait: They are apparently really defensive!
lol. Losers.
Slytherins rock out with their cocks out, yo…
hufflepuff is amazing this song is what stinks
like slytherin
remember cedric always a true hufflepuff
Every house has both its pros and cons. I’m a Ravenclaw; we’re very inquisitive and want to learn everything, but we can be a little too shallow ((I guess)) and take things too seriously sometimes. Hufflepuffs are very sweet, kind people. Basically if there’s a perfect, non-flawed person you know who you could cuddle with 24/7, that’s a Hufflepuff. I think that’s an achievement in itself. It just sucks that JKR didn’t really make Hufflepuffs (or Ravenclaws, for that matter) more important in the series, and explore more characters in each house.
And, to the song. The band has an artistic license, and I’m sure a lot of people agree with the sentiments. However, it’s mean to pin down Hufflepuffs who, surely, are the nicest of people, and probably the most loyal of friends!
I’m a Ravenclaw, but some of my best friends are Hufflepuffs! They’re particularly good finders, dontcha know. A better song for them is “For All The Hufflepuffs” by the Remus Lupins.
Hufflepuffs are defensive of their own House, I’m sure Jo Rowling did not want Hufflepuffs to be looked down upon.
And Lulu, well, you wouldn’t go to this site and not see obsessive HP fans, now would you?
Hufflepuffs don’t like the song because it’s true. “hard working” and ” good finders” are titles given to them because they can’t do anything else. Tonks was the only good Hufflepuff. GRYFFINDOR RULES!
^Hufflepuffs above^ and future ones below, you are just proving the reason this was written! XD
Can you teach me lots of spells please?
aw:( I guess its clever and all but a little harsh.. I mean I wanted to be either a Hufflepuff or a Slytherin.. and Ravenclaws throw some pretty wild library parties! and there are plenty of perks to being a Hufflepuff! I mean, you dont see people running around saying, “Oh no! I lost my very important item! Better call in a Griffindor! they are particularly good finders ya know..” so Hufflepuffs are pretty cool.. and I’m very proud to be one!
ITS ALL ABOUT SLYTHERIN!!! HA WELL SLYTHERIN IS THE BEST HOUSE……..IM IN A HARRY POTTER CLUB (HPC) AT MY SCHOOL AND THERE ARE ONLY 6 MEMBERS IN HUFFLEPUFF! SO THEY SUCK! SLYTHERIN IS THE BEST HOUSE EVER SO SUCK IT IF UR NOT IN SLYTHERIN!!!
OKAY HUFFLEPUFFS! you freaking pastries!!! =) For some reason the word ‘hufflepuff’ reminds me of a pastry, and makes me hungry. Hmmm speaking of which I am going to go munch on some first year hufflepuffs, cause they are ‘just’ so sickenly sweet.
hahaha oh you puffs trying to seem as cool and worthy as the other houses….srry but as a gryff, i really can’t see your point in defending hufflepuff..obvs salazar and godric are the most important (and im deff not being pretemptious here, its tru)- not only b/c in the books the main character and his enemy are from these houses but because of the deeds the two founders did…ravenclaw is cool too b/c they are smart. puffs?
and as much as i love tonks and cedric, those are only two great wizard/witches. we gots potter, the weasleys, lupin, james, lily, sirius, neville, hermoine, mcgonagal (spell check? srry haha), ALBUS FREAKIN DUMBLEDORE (“Almost certainly Gryffindor. Hermione tells us (PS6), and he can wield Gryffindor’s sword (DH33)” http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizards/dumbledore.html), etc. etc.
Hufflepuffs are amazing!! I’m glad to see us all of us defending our greatness.
As a proud Slytherin myself, I cannot help but agree with this song. But DON’T HATE ON ME, because I only agree partly.
In any case, I would just like to point out to all of you angry badgers that this song was most probably meant as a JOKE.
Furthermore, it’s WAY too straightforward of a string of insults to be the work of a Slytherin… so give the House slander a rest, will you? We didn’t do it! *rolls eyes*
NOTE: My best friend is a Hufflepuff, and as much as I wish she were a [clearly superior] Slytherin, I gotta say that she’s one of the nicest people on the planet. So never let it be said that Slytherins don’t associate with the other Houses!
Ok hufflepuffs are not really described in the books that well so thats why most people dont like them. Also people who hate twilight, see robert patterson in the hufflepuff house in the movies and so hate hufflepuffs. Wish it wasnt like that, i mean they are just as good wizard and witches as everybody else right? but i miust say, that my favorite house is NOT hufflepuff.
This song is so true! Gryffindor is for the bravest, Ravenclaw’s for the smartest, Slytherin is for the most cunning, ambitous, power-hungry freaking awesome witches and wizards out there (take a guess which one I’m in) and hufflepuff is for the ones who aren’t good enough to fit into the other three houses.
I’m a Gryffindor, but for a while I couldn’t find the house I truly fit in. So I went to Hufflepuff — and it is one of the houses I felt most at home in. Hufflepuffs are great people. So, Hufflepuffs everywhere — don’t let this song get you down, as you all FIND that it is stupid. It had to be written by a Slytherin.
I am not steriotyping Slytherins, I know several wonderful people who have been sorted into Slytherin. But a lot of Slytherins steriotype Hufflepuffs, which is just as wrong as doing it to them.
Slytherin rules. J’adore Harry Potter.
Hufflepuff rules! I don’t know what these guys are talking about. I’d either be a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff (not just saying that. it’s my personality!) GO HUFFLEPUFF!
It’s true, Hufflepuff is the worst House which accepts any students who don’t particularly have any redeeming qualities.
Ambitious pure-bloods go to Slytherin.
Brave students go to Gryffindor.
The intelligent and witty go to Ravenclaw.
But what happens if a witch or wizard has neither quality? It’s not like they’re going to go back home or not be sorted at all.
There simply HAS to be a House which accepts all, or else many students would have no place to go. It’s a fact. I mean, just and loyal? Seriously? Those aren’t even special qualities. Both Gryffindors and Ravenclaws are just and loyal regardless.
“And, for the record, being reckless and holding grudges, caring about nothing but knowledge, or being racist is better than being a loyal, hard-working and honest person?”
“Besides, Hufflepuff is more open-minded and accepting than all the others put together!”
– Tamsin
How are you, as a Hufflepuff, being open-minded and accepting, when you talk about other houses like that? Not all Slytherins are racist, just the ones in the public light. Ravenclaws don’t care only about knowledge, speaking as one myself. We just treasure it.
And as for Gryffindor, they are reckless at the worst of times, but not all are. What about Hermione, Lupin, Dumbledore?
And for the record, this song is probably just as shallow-minded. I may have been biased in the past, but that doesn’t mean I hated every house except my own. And neither should you.
I love hufflepuff|! its so cool!Plus, your good at finding stuff:
I am a Hufflepuff and i think they are the best! It’s not bad qualities that they describe in a hufflepuff, it’s good qualities! And there were many famous hufflepuffs too! If you think that being a hufflepuff sucks than your wrong! Slytherin, Griffindor, Ravenclaw, they need to respect Hufflepuffs! I mean really, they all respect each other but hufflepuffs! They think if your in hufflepuff than your going to be an ‘it’! That is how i feel! No one gives them chances, no one thinks they are strong, but as you see Cedric (a true hufflepuff) is true to his house and colors! Many will suceed from hufflepuff as we know it!-jewel
and or those who do not judge i am thankul.-Jewel
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS!
OMG u suck i am a ravenclaw but i support my hufflepuff friends come on get a life
The poem’s kinda funny, but very rude to those who want to be, support, or are in this particular house. Get a life. And some pie. I like pie.
Does anyone on this site understand that this is a joke?
Like all of the Draco and the Malfoys songs.
I doubt that they really think that Hufflepuffs suck, considering that they’re all wearing Hufflepuff ties in their picture, but it’s a joke. It’s supposed to be funny.
Really people.
And just for the record, I am a Hufflepuff.
Mkay, first of all I just wanna say that this little tidbit made me giggle a lot…Even though I’m a Hufflepuff.
Now, onto the idiotic arguments going on down here…Hufflepuff deserves just as much recognition as any of the other houses. Even if all they got were the leftovers (which I don’t believe) that’s still important. Even people who aren’t particularly brave, intelligent, or ambitious can have great attributions to society. Loyalty, if you think about it, is what actually allowed Harry to defeat Voldemort. If Hermione or Ron had not been loyal (as well as brave) friends, than Harry never would have managed to defeat him. A’cause, let’s face it, Harry is pretty useless on his own.
xD
That song is stupid I am proud to be a hufflepuff and I don’t think it is right to make fun of other houses
To all those people who take this serious: LOL!
It realii hurts that people think this way about hufflepuffs and i am proud to be one no matter what!
HUFFLEPUFF FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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