Com’on, baby, let me light your fire, then we can both jump in.
We don’t need no Floo Network to make our worlds spin.
See I’ve got a little kinky idea that I think you might like,
I’ve got a trick up my sleeve to really spice things up tonight,
So let’s get the Polyjuice Potion out and each take a little sip,
It’s not cheating, it’s just role play, but with an extra kick.
So you can be Fleur Delacour, because I think she’s pretty hot,
And I can steal a hair from Alex Carpenter and show you what he’s really got.
So Locomotor your fine self over here and I’ll Accio some Beauxbatons clothes,
Then I’ll slip my wand out and whisper Nox, and you can disrobe me of my robes.
So let’s get the Polyjuice Potion out and each take a little sip,
It’s not cheating, it’s just role play, but with an extra kick.
So you can be Fleur Delacour, because I think she’s pretty hot,
And I can steal a hair from Alex Carpenter and show you what he’s really got.
This is really…….. strange. But I like how you pictured me, your right, I am pretty hot. But I’m taken. By Bill Weasley. He’s got a rockin’ fang earring and I like his ponytail. So quit it.
-Fleur