My Mirror is My Best Friend

Hogwarts champion, house Prefect
Yo, Hufflepuff house! Represent!

I was dating this chick named Cho Chang
She hung out with me and my popular gang
All my friends believed when I said, “DAMN! I want her!”
But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter…

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls
I’ll rock the bed in the underworld!

About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball
But this sexy beast is too good for them all
They “oohed” and “aahed” when I dove into the lake
Well, I wore short shorts–for Harry Potter’s sake!

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys
In the bath, that egg wasn’t the only loud noise!

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know Pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead
So I’ll hit on Harry’s father instead!

3 responses

20 06 2007
dana krauss

ok im not dana but my friend dana wants to know what the song means when you say “my mirror is my best friend” she cant get over it and she keeps asking me about it so can you get her to stop by explaining it

14 01 2008
Catherine

It just means that He Likes to look at himself in the Mirror a lot :P

18 01 2008
Levi

This song is funny! Molly is awesome. And awesome is the wrockinest word there is. ^^

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