One rainy day at Hogwarts school
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by
I said, “Don’t I look fly?”
She said, “No ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool.”
I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking, she’s such a whore
So I started to bawl
And ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the door
Chorus
Get out of my bathroom, you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died.
I don’t know what happened during that attack
My body seized up, everything went black
Then I floated away
And you know what they say
My life still sucked so then I came back
That evil witch wouldn’t get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
Till the Ministry called
Oh and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today.
Chorus
Been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It’s not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go
But there’s one thing I know
Olive Hornby is burning in hell
Get out of my bathroom, you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
I don’t understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes
And now I’m Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing’s been the same ever since
The day I…
Oh my gosh, I love this song!! It’s the BEST!! My absolute favourite!! It rocks! =)
when i first listened to this song i was obsessed with the chorus…..i think i listened to this song around 50 gagillion times before i could stop and breathe. yeah, main point: I love it
I know what you mean. I love the chorus so much. this song is amazing!
it’s ‘now this means war’ not ‘she’s such a whore’
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this is the earlier version of the song… in the newer version they changed the line. they wanted to make songs more “family friendly” for the CD ‘Toilet Humor’, so you might find a few more differences in other songs as well.
oh! sorry XD thanks for telling me though
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omg i cant beleive what a popualar song this i am sinnging it today for my friends talent show! this helped me memorize it
Hi. Just a correction.
“What was Olive thinking, She’s such a whore.”
Is supposed to be “Now this is war.” =]
Oh oops. Didn’t see you Corrected it. Sorry haha. =)