It’s a regular morning and you’ve just gotten out of bed
There’s a rumbling in your tummy so you know you need to be fed
You pick out some clothes
But here’s the brain thumper -
Where in the world
Is that jumper
Mommy, oh, where’s my jumper
And she said
“It’s on the cat”
The morning will be a disaster
Why isn’t it here
The world’s incomplete
With no jumper to wear
So you run like thunder down the stairs
Past that really old rat
You ask your mother where it could be
She says, “It’s on the cat”
Of course, why didn’t you go there
And check up on the cat
I guess you just forgot
They wear jumpers as a hat
[...] the song Jumper on the Cat by The [...]