Everyone says that Slytherin house is the worst place to be
(Why?)
Just because the dungeons are so cold
(The dungeons are so cold)
And because we have to deal with greasy Sevy Snape
(Eww!)
And because our souls have all been sold
To the Dark Lord!
But there are good parts, too, that you may not have seen
(Like what?)
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He’d always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He’d always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
We get to wear green, are expected to be mean
See the ickle firsties scream when they accidentally bump you in the hallway
Get to goof off in Potions just because
Snape would rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
He’d always rather yell at Harry Potter
(Yell at Harry Potter)
Than ever give detention to someone from his own house
Thank God for Potter
I got an A in Potions
Yay Harry Potter
… Guess Potter’s not that bad
[...] the song Being in Slytherin is Not Half Bad by The [...]
not all slytherins ARE mean, we are just expected to be, so we are, when people are around… but when we’re alone, or with close friends, it’s another story