Let’s Get Hagrid Fired

A new teacher at Hogwarts
- It’s true, have you heard?
Care of Magical Creatures
- Go ahead and spread the word
Do you know yet who’s teaching?
- I asked my mum and dad
What did they tell you?
- “The gamekeeper – are they mad?!”

What do you do when you’ve got a stupid teacher?
We’ve got just the plan
Let’s get Hagrid fired!
Go tell everyone you can

… Hagrid … Fired …
Did you hear? …
Tell everyone …
Okay …
Did you hear? …
Fired …

Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?
Did you hear about Hagrid?

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Some one who belongs in the zoo?

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Some one who belongs in a zoo?

I’ve heard that he’s dangerous
Obsessed with wild beasts
Drinks like a madman
… Especially at the Hogwarts feasts
He’s not intelligent
He wears a hairy suit
I know my father’d be upset
If he knew I learned Blast-Ended Skrewts
On the first day of class

What do you do when you’ve got a stupid teacher?
We’ve got just the plan
Let’s get Hagrid fired!
Go tell everyone you can

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Some one who belongs in a zoo?

Let’s get Hagrid fired
That big, clumsy oaf
How could they have hired
Some one who belongs in a zoo?

One response

25 12 2008
Rosie Weasley

that is sad

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