What Kind Of Name Is Hermione?

Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?
- I know who!
Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
- Ugh, me too!
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!
Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks

You know, what kind of name is Hermione, anyway?
- I don’t know, it took me like four years to learn how to pronounce it!
She has stupid hair!
- Yeah!

What kind of name is Hermione?
It makes me think of something whiny
- Like cats!
She’s already in Arithmancy
- Uh-huh, Uh-huh
I really hate that she’s smarter than me
- Ugh, me too!

Have you heard that her parents are dentists?
- Dentists?
That means they pick around in dirty Muggles’ teeth
- Ew!
But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter
- I love him!
And that other red head boy -
- What’s his name?
Roy?
- No, Roger
Ralph?
- Ronald?
Oh, who cares

What kind of name is Hermione?
- I dunno
It’s a made up name I guarantee
- Mm-hum Mm-hum
Always sucking up in History
Do you think she stole the answer key?
- I bet she did!
No wonder she’s so smart
- She’s a dirty, rotten, … cheater!
Ugh, I hate Hermione!
- Me too!

What kind of name is Hermione?
What kind of name is Hermione?
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What kind of name is Hermione?
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… That little witch!

14 responses

6 04 2007
key

from who’s point of view ar you tellin this from pansy’s or lavender i wanna know

15 04 2007
Tess

I don’t think it’s anyone particular…just two random slytherin girls.
:)

18 05 2007
Oniyuri

It is some Slytherin girls- Brittany and Katrina. ^^

15 06 2007
Lyra

Kristina, not Katrina. ^^ It’s an awesome song, btw.

20 05 2009
hannah,

ahahahahahahahahaha. i friggen love this song. :)

it honestly makes my day.

25 09 2009
Kimmii

this is great :D

28 10 2009
Diedre

this is my fave song to listen to at work. it just brightens my day to hear insults against Hermione…

22 05 2010
Lisette

Hermione is a great character. I can’t believe you people are so shallow and stupid.

6 09 2010
Rae

Lemme guess Lisette, you’re a Gryffindor. (ew!)

12 01 2011
jeanne

yeah!! you’re a gryffindor, Xb i hate gryffindors!!

12 01 2011
jeanne

i love tis song!! :)

12 01 2011
jeanne

tis Xb i mean this

7 02 2011
nany5755

cool song !! hermione is cool too!!!

23 02 2011
Alexandra Horton

What kind of name is Hermione anyway?

(Also, what are the chords?)

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