Who’s that girl that’s always first to raise her hand?
- I know who!
Her name’s Hermione and, boy, she makes me mad
- Ugh, me too!
That girl is ugly, and frumpy, disgusting!
Looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in three whole weeks
You know, what kind of name is Hermione, anyway?
- I don’t know, it took me like four years to learn how to pronounce it!
She has stupid hair!
- Yeah!
What kind of name is Hermione?
It makes me think of something whiny
- Like cats!
She’s already in Arithmancy
- Uh-huh, Uh-huh
I really hate that she’s smarter than me
- Ugh, me too!
Have you heard that her parents are dentists?
- Dentists?
That means they pick around in dirty Muggles’ teeth
- Ew!
But she hangs around that gorgeous Harry Potter
- I love him!
And that other red head boy -
- What’s his name?
Roy?
- No, Roger
Ralph?
- Ronald?
Oh, who cares
What kind of name is Hermione?
- I dunno
It’s a made up name I guarantee
- Mm-hum Mm-hum
Always sucking up in History
Do you think she stole the answer key?
- I bet she did!
No wonder she’s so smart
- She’s a dirty, rotten, … cheater!
Ugh, I hate Hermione!
- Me too!
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… That little witch!






from who’s point of view ar you tellin this from pansy’s or lavender i wanna know
I don’t think it’s anyone particular…just two random slytherin girls.
It is some Slytherin girls- Brittany and Katrina. ^^
Kristina, not Katrina. ^^ It’s an awesome song, btw.
ahahahahahahahahaha. i friggen love this song.
it honestly makes my day.
this is great
this is my fave song to listen to at work. it just brightens my day to hear insults against Hermione…
Hermione is a great character. I can’t believe you people are so shallow and stupid.