House of Awesome Theme Song

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to
Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
He said, “Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported
to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -
You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.”

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home
Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or sexual preference
We accept whites, we accept blacks
We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback
We accept Asians, we accept Jews
We accept everyone and that includes you!

I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to
Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do
I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted
He said, “Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported
to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -
You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.”

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome
I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome

9 responses

28 05 2007
Cyrano

Hey! I love this song- I heard on “The Podcast of Awesome” and I had to have the lyrics!

Well… over and out.

31 05 2007
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13 06 2007
Victoria

I love it

9 01 2008
Catherine

I lovee this songg… I sing it when there are Awkward Silences over the phone when I’m talking to someone. “So, What’s up?”, “Not Much..” “Yeahh… SO I’m Starting a new house and it’s called awesome, I’m starting a new house and it’s called Awesome, I’m starting a new house and it’s called awesome… So That Math Homework was pretty hard?”

:)

28 01 2009
mitchell

This was the first wizard rock song I heard. I’m totally going to start a Wiz Rock band now!

11 02 2009
Ellie

I like that it’s regardless of sexual preference. That’s a big one for me :P

31 08 2010
Melissa

I love this osng so much! I sing it randomly to my friends and they stare at me like I’m crazy. So I ask them if there’s something on my face and then it’s silent for like 3 minutes and they burst out laughing…
Maybe I need help…

23 11 2010
Heleno

Love this song! One of the first Wrock songs I ever listened to. Ya gotta love a bit a Whompy! Matt is a legend, pure and simple :)

Does anyone know the chords? I’d love to be able to play it on guitar.

Love to all you Wrocksters out there.
x

25 09 2011
Jenna

This song is the only reason I am up and dressed by 6.

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